Is the PMS for me?
Obviously it is best to just come
to a meeting to see if you want to be a part of the PMS phenomenon.
However, to assist you in your decision, here are some (somewhat serious) tips:
| You SHOULD be in the PMS if you... | You SHOULD NOT be in the PMS if... |
| Enjoy having a beer with the guys. | "Inappropriate" is a significant part of your vocabulary. |
| Think that there should be way more gratuitous cheerleader money shots during time-outs. | You are sensitive. |
| Give a crap about some sport. | You think that figure skating is a sport. |
| Enjoy betting on... anything. | You think gambling is immoral. |
| Can handle REALLY* tasteless jokes | Think "Family Circus" is hilarious |
| Vegas, baby. | You correct people's grammar or word usage. |
| Pay your respects one dollar at a time. | You don't think women should be exploited. |
| Are an expert at exaggeration. | You don't understand hyperbole or sarcasm. |
| "Leftover" and "beer" are not commonly used together. | You have a chip on your shoulder. |
| You know drunk guys are stupid but are too drunk to care. | You think drunk guys are stupid. |
| You like destroying your friends in some kind of game. | You are a whiner. |
| You can curse for 60 seconds straight without thinking about it. | You say things like "F-bomb" around other guys. |
| The Holy Trinity are the Blues Brothers, Caddy Shack, and Animal House. | You think abstinence is a worthy goal. |
| You appreciate a good rack. | You look fat in those pants. |
*Seriously, these things are tasteless. No kidding around. Not a taste in the lot of them. Be prepared!